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obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

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the-queen-of-crossroads:

HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better

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kids0ftheblackhole:

good

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Tom getting distracted during interviews.

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http://coffeeandcastiel.tumblr.com/post/70176031035/i-keep-seeing-the-post-with-this-picture-and

coffeeandcastiel:

I keep seeing the post with this picture

image

and this quote

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

followed by people saying
"wow what a great idea"
"I want a book NOW"
"this should be a movie"

IT

IS

LITERALLY

A

MOVIE

THIS PICTURE IS

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spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

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theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

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rhotten:

You know it’s kinda funny that in 9+ hours of film nothing in LotR is half as scary as this this fucking scene

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devon-aiden:

looseferrets:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is an expert at counter-spells. 

x

I am legit crying right now

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

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pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

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